Did I say you could drop nap time, huh, PUNK?!

The boy who loves naps has stopped napping.

He is two-and-a-half. Isn’t that a little early to be dropping his daytime sleep? Not according to a bunch of my friends, whose kids gave up snoozing as early as before their second birthday. THAT’S BESIDES THE POINT!

Jordan has always been a supreme napper! When he was born, he almost never woke up! (His record was five minutes of eyes-open time in an entire 24-hour period) He was possibly the last in my online due date group to drop from three sleeps to two, and then to one. And even when he did, it was usually three hours long! BLISS!!

But then it got a little shorter. Two hours if I was lucky. One and a half.

Now… *sobs*… he just won’t do it!! *Ugly crying* he doesn’t WANT to stay in bed and close those peepers and drift off to the land of nod. He wants to be awake and tired and crazy. Just like me T_T

Why are kids so crazy? I would do anything to have a nap everyday, let alone have the world imploring me to take one. Yet this punk toddler reckons he can do fine without one. Spurns the very opportunity! Sheer MADNESS! How does he not realize what it is he’s giving up?

Playschool is singing “close your eyes… as I sing this lullaby…” while he lies on the couch doing exactly the opposite, and I can’t help but feel like they’re mocking my pain.

Serious question: how do I survive in this new normal, without completely losing my marbles? Or is that just par for the course?

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